the other day i was at borders looking at their clearance books when this old man came up to me. he says "WOW!!! is that a stick-on or a real tattoo!?" *looking at the haunted mansion tattoo on my arm*. i was in a short sleeve top so all that was visible was the gator and the girls' legs.
he seemed really excited so i smiled and said "no it's real". then he got all anal and angry looking and said "MY GOD! i mean what will you do when you have children?!"
let me stop there and say i've NEVER heard this one. i've heard "did that hurt?" "can i touch it?" "why the hell would you want that?" but never his question. it caught me so off guard that i said "i will use it to scare their friends". he just walked away.
i mean i had no clue what to say! people always amuse me :P